hi! I changed my url. it’s Shelby, I used to be fireflylesbian!
late dawns and early sunsets
shelby // 24 // she / they
shelby // 24 // she / they
hi! I changed my url. it’s Shelby, I used to be fireflylesbian!
Tied to a chair waiting patiently for the end of the villainous monolog so I can give suggestions and constructive feedback.
You’re literally so mean to me
I’m telling you we can trim the fat from this monolog and easily tighten it up by two full minutes.
(via grlgvngs)
one dragon’s cool, you know what’s cooler? a billion dragons.
griffin mcelroy: One dragon’s cool! You know what’s cooler? A billion dragons.
justin mcelroy: [dubious, somewhat horrified laughter]
griffin mcelroy: Let’s go! AAHHHAHAHA AHHH HA AHHHH HAHAAAA HAAAAA UHH UHH UHH UHHH! OH, OH GOD, oh God what have I done, OHH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO, OH NO NO NO NO, OH NO NO, OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO! OH GOD, OH GOD, OH NO NO, OH JESUS, GOD, NO –
[ID: a tumblr post saying, “that bit in the skyrim monster factory where griffin spawns a million dragons and then spends the next 30 seconds just screaming is a mood” /end ID]
they’re called. th. they’re called responsibilities bechause theyh keep fucking respawnjng
(via grlgvngs)
There are political newspaper comics that aren’t this succinct
(via bivaxual)
war all of the time in the shadow of the new york skyline we grew up too fast falling apart like the ashes of american flags
(via bongwateriero)
im so in love with this post one time i got really really high and decided since i dont have a printer that i was going to paint it and hang it up on my wall
there’s only 7 words on the painting and you managed to misspell the two largest ones
(via promiseimnotacop)
We all know the Zoomies, but there’s also the Cuddles, which is that time when your cat is, for a very specific time, extremely needy and absolutely has to get their fuzzy little head right up in your face and purr at top volume
And often five minutes later they’re done and not interested in any more affection
But don’t you dare try to get anything done while they have to be cuddled
I have an orange himbo and he demands snorgles, which are just like snuggles except your cat is trying their damnedest to bethesda clip into you
(via flamesonthesidesofmyface)